Explicit Flow Variety Show

Explicit Flow Variety Show

Is coming up next Saturday

Put it on the calendar

Book a sitter for the ba-bay

We got quite the lineup! The Best of Siskiyou County!

The place will be HOT for Shasta Corazon

Our very own Latin Dance Troupe

A feisty barista from Thrive Bar

Will be shaking her hips with her hoola hoop

Patrick Swayze’s stuntman will be providing an Improv Skit

Will have a raunchy comedian with a witty mouth

Who knows what will come out of it

We promise to keep you entertained and baffled

There’s talk of bikini bottoms and tassels

Crystal Scarlett will have the tea flowing

Welcome Om CommuniTEA House will be poppin’

We even have a numerologist up from Stockton

Your host, Skylar Sky Evans is trying to figure out what to wear

Should she by keepin’ it naught or nice?

If she comes wearing her birthday suit

…it’s still the same price!